The Synthesiser Service Centre Super Summer Sale

We've Akai and Alesis, Arturia and ARP

We've Emulator, Oberheim and Aries

We've Minimoog and Polymoog and Moog Modular

And our Moogerfooger envelopes are scary

We've every Korg you'll ever need, M1 to MS20

We've Volca, Delta, Trinity and Triton

There's Prophecy and Odyssey and microKorgs aplenty

There's black and brown and grey and red and white ones

You won't believe the prices, you'll be glad that you availed

Of the Synthesiser Service Centre Super Summer Sale

We've 101s and 303s and 505s galore

We've 607080909s

We've Siel and Solina and Suzuki Omnichords

And of course Sequential Circuits Prophet 5

We've Fairlight, Future Retro and Formanta Polivoks

We've Delaware, Synare and Ensoniqs

We've Boss and Brute and Buchla and Bananas by the box

We've PPG's and Gleeman Pentaphonics

Come on down, shop around, be like Nine Inch Nails

At the Synthesiser Service Centre Super Summer Sale

We've Kurzweil, Karmas, K2000s, Tempests and Bontempis

We've Jens, GEMs, Jupiters and Junos

We've GX1s, DX1s, DX7s, CS80s

We've every single synthesiser you know

From Taurus to Andromeda, Synclavier to Nord Lead

This Synthi AKS has just arrived

We've got a mint condition EMS VCS3, but…

Here's a Casio MT45

You won't believe the prices, you'll be glad that you availed

Of the Synthesiser Service Centre Super Summer Sale

We've warranties and guarantees in case your filters fail

At the Synthesiser Service Centre Super Summer Sale