Psychological Evaluation

Creativity?

Minimal, vague

Viewing?

Big Bang Theory mostly. And BBC4 documentaries about transport infrastructure

Cleanliness?

I had a shower this morning, erm. Although I think I forgot to brush my teeth

Physical wellbeing?

Tired. Limp. Better than yesterday

Reading?

I'm reading Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens in very short nightly doses

Sociability?

Fear of social transgression with resulting isolation

Subject is male and caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation

When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion

Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation

Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution

Dreams?

Oh, the usual; hanging from high places, or lingering in endless post office queues

Diet?

Brown

Waste products?

Firm, if slightly irregular

Emotions?

Hmmm…

Subject is male and caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation

When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion

Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation

Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution

Emotions?

You asked me that already. I'm fine… I think

Self-image?

Room for improvement

Aspirations?

To take more train journeys. And to be kinder

Regrets?

I've had a few. Should have learned French…

Listening?

Human League, OMD, Kraftwerk, Soft Cell, Japan, Eurythmics, Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, Heaven 17, Pet Shop Boys, Buggles, Ultravox, Yazoo, Art Of Noise, Blancmange, Thomas Dolby, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Landscape, M, New Musik, Propaganda, Visage, Yello…