Dude Of All Dudes

Look at the bright stars and the full moon

A yellow cheese

Look at the gentleman in the saloon

Looks like John Cleese

Come under my umbrella baby now

Will it rain soon?

I don’t know but come under anyhow

It never rains in June

But baby can't you see what I'm trying to do

No you must try to explain

I want to kiss you and to love you too

Your love's in vain

But babe I thought we agreed on this

I've changed my mind

All I want is only this one kiss

Ain't got the time

But what I can not understand

Is that why don’t you do exactly what you want to

Just stick to the plan

Just why don't you do exactly what you want to

You're not good enough for me

But baby I'm the dude of all dudes

That’s not good enough for me

But I will get you into mood

Do you got money honey

Sure I got pocket full

Then call me sugar-pie

and take me if you want me you fool

Oh I'm gonna make arrangements

Never attended to any woman

Oh and I will take you places

yet undiscovered by man

Yes but first of all the promised kiss

you might as well give in

Superbaby shall we maybe

well OK then you win

But what I can not understand

Is that why don’t you do exactly what you want to

Just stick to the plan

Just why don't you do exactly what you want to

What I can not understand

Is that why don’t you do exactly what you want to

Just stick to the plan

Just why don't you do exactly what you want to