What Would Dolly Do?

Caught you in the saddle with some Jolene

Looks like she lost a battle with Maybelline

I got an open mind but 3-ways ain’t my scene

I may not be from Tennessee but you know

I got a lot of Dolly in me

And there’s a Smokey Mountain law that says thou shalt not cheat

So take your truck and shove it

I know how much you love it

And it’s a good thing

Cause that’s where you’re moving to

I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf

Go high heels up with someone else

Cause I ask myself

What would Dolly Do?

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Say where’d you find ole bumper lips

She should could use some beauty tips

And I could fix her up for good with my two fists

You’re lucky I’m still taking meds

Cause I’d burn this house down ‘round your head

I could shoot you too

But I’ll pray for you instead

So take your truck and shove it

I know how much you love it

And it’s a good thing

Cause that’s where you’re moving to

I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf

Go high heels up with someone else

Cause I ask myself

What would Dolly Do?

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Should I make my hair a little taller?

Should I make my waist a little smaller?

Wanna pick up the phone and call her right now

Right now

Take your truck and shove it

I know how much you love it

And it’s a good thing

Cause that’s where you’re moving to

I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf

Go high heels up with someone else

Cause I ask myself

What would Dolly Do?

Well I may look just like Barbie 2

But this ain’t my first barbeque

The question is

What would Dolly Do?

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