Alphabutt

A is for apple

B is for butt

C is for cat butt

D for doo doo

E is for elephant doo doo

F is for fart

G is for gorilla fart

H is for huge gorilla fart

I is for I-ball (eyeball)

J is for jammies

K is for kid fart

L is for lotta loud farts

M is for monkey butt

N is for saying night-night to me go at naptime

O is for oh

P is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek-a-boo

Q is for Q-Bert

R is for robotic monkey who's gonna take over the world

S is for stinky

T is for turd

U is uh-oh

V is for flying vee

W is for wee-wee

X is for X-zuckamundoe

Y is for yucky and yummy and you

And Z is for farts that smell like the zoo