Hitchin' a Ride

Hey mister, where you headed?

Are you in a hurry?

Need a lift to happy hour.

Say oh no.

Do you brake for distilled spirits?

I need a break as well.

The well that inebriates the guilt.

1..2..1, 2, 3, 4.

Cold turkey's getting stale,

Tonight I'm eating crow.

Fermented salmonella poison oak no

There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth,

Now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up,

as say 1..2..1, 2, 3, 4.

Troubled times,

You know I can not lie.

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth,

Now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up I say

shoow!

Troubled times,

You know I can not lie.

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

(Don't know where to go)

I'm hitchin' a ride.

(Don't know where to go)

I'm hitchin' a ride.

(Don't know where to go)

I'm hitchin' a ride.

(Don't know where to go)

I'm hitchin' a ride.

(Don't know where to go)

I'm hitchin' a ride.

(Don't know where to go)

I'm hitchin' a ride.

(Don't know where to go)

I'm hitchin' a ride.

Say birthday boy's hey