Good Guy

Here we go, a get in, from heroes to villains

Used to be your Romeo, but we were both were jilted

A couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with

But still it gave me hope

That we'll get through it together, a severed earlobe

Mailed to you in an E-N-V-E lope

Would be dope, but

What kind of lengths can you go?

Pull a Vincent Van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho

To be a housewife who outright lies

She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive

I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?

She's just about my size

Hit me in the mouth twice

Guys, when someone you die for sticks a steak knife in your heart

Do you try more?

Another late night in

She stumbles through my door, lets the daylight in

And all we do's fight more

And I ain't violent

But she's goin' through my drawers to plant the K-Y in

I'm gettin' accused by a whore

Who smells like cyanides and

Who has probably screwed five more guys, sucked eight, nine men

I'm takin' two by fours, to our eight by tens

Bitch it's you I tore, out the frame, I win

Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in

And here's some two-ply for

When you date my friends, in order to wipe your ass

When you moved your bowels

When we renewed our vows

This the thanks I get

I'm waitin' for the date

I can hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been

And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him"

Got your tubes tied for him

Got that boob job for him

Hurts me to my core

But the pain I'm in, after you I swore

To make the gray skies in

Here comes the rays like wind

You get a pay hike, and, am I the good guy, or?

Do I just play like him and hope that he dumps you?

It's like the dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you"

Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then

'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snakes eyes in

Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty, they'll call me guilty

You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty, even though you know the real me

You can't be the cheater, convincin' nonbeliever

And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out but I let you say that you're the good guy

'Cause this ain't what love looks like

You can't be the cheater, convincin' nonbeliever

And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out but I let you say that you're the good guy

They like, "You're the good guy," they like, they like

They like, "You're the good guy"