Nobody Likes Us

Let’s go to the movies

We’ll take the tube downtown

We can go to Frost Hop and just mess around

We can draw graffiti on the station walls

Or look at the perverts, just playing with their balls

Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks

We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks

We can make a video and watch it on tv

And you can push the buttons, but it won’t be for free

We’re gonna have a good time, we’re gonna be obscene

We’ll put you in the bathtub and cover you with cream

Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks

We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks

Did you meet my boyfriend? God he is such a bore,

He looks a bit like Elvis after 1974

Life is full of wankers, they always make a fuss

But we hate everybody as much as they hate us

Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks

We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks