Undergoing Treatment

We are undergoing treatment

Watching others in the news

Studying our worst reviews

They say we'll get over it

Disappear like dinosaurs

To the sound of small applause

Resign to the mid-price section

If you see me walking in the garden

Don't ever ask me for an autograph

If you ever catch me in the arcade

Don't even stop me for a photograph

We are undergoing treatment

'Til our ethic fits the scene

Laid out in Q Magazine

They crave our conformity

Mediocre to the bone

Terrified testosterone

But why do we still face the music?

If you see me walking in the garden

Don't ever ask me...

Now and then you get the strangest notion

That there's something missing

But it keeps you guessing

Wild ambition can you really blame us?

Can you entertain us?

Can you give a little more?

If you see me walking in the garden

Don't ever ask me for an autograph

If you ever catch me in the arcade

Don't even stop me for a photograph

We are undergoing treatment

But will the doctors ever cure

These delusions of grandeur?