Some Crazy Dame

She's fantastic, she says "Man, it's great"

She shakes hands, she's like a candidate

She's so happy, it's a carnival

She gets snappy, she's an animal

And she roars (X4)

She's on camera, she's an actress now

Such charisma on the mattress now

I'm no film star, I'm no modern saint

I can't draw but I know how to paint

And she roars (X4)

Oh, she's so political

she's oh so critical

Oh, she's hardly sociable

she's non-negotiable

Oh, she's so subliminal

she's such a criminal

SOME CRAZY DAME!

She's fantastic, she says, "Man, it's great"

She shakes hands, she's like a candidate

She's so happy, it's a carnival

She gets snappy, she's an animal

And she roars (X10)