Mountain Dew

There's a big holler tree down the road here from me

where ya lay

down a dollar er two. Well you go round the bend and

when you come

back again there's a jug full o' good ole mountain dew

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that

refuse it are few.

I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some

good ole mountain dew.

Now my uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short, he

measures about four

foot two, but he thinks he's a giant when you give him

a pint of that

good ole mountain dew.

Well my ole aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume. It

had such a

sweet smellin' pew, but to her surprise, when she had

it analyzed, it

was nothin but good ole mountain dew.

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Well the preacher rolled by with his head heisted high,

said his wife

had been down with the flu, and he thought that I ought

just uh sell him

a quart of that good ole mountain dew.

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Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill where he

runs of a gallon

or two. Now the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they

can't fly from

smellin' the good ole mountain dew.

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that

refuse it are few.

I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some

good ole mountain dew.