Having Kids

They're gonna take your money

They're gonna break your heart

Gonna wake up quarter past one wondering where they are

They'll leave you second guessing exactly what you did

Ooh, having kids

Sometimes they're little angels

Then they're Genghis khan

They think that they know everything

Then they can't get their pants back on

That family in the picture ain't exactly what it is

Ooh, having kids

You might as well kiss goodbye

The feeling you might

Never worry about a thing

'Cause it's good but it's hard

When a piece of your heart

Breaks off and grows some wings

One more kiss, please, daddy

Before you say goodnight

The way she keeps on smiling when you walk her down the aisle

You'll take every heartache

'Cause it don't get better than this

Ooh, having kids

Ooh, having kids