Frankenstein

How would you like to go bobbing

For apples the shape of fish?

Throw a coin into the well

Close your eyes and make a wish?

How would you like to dine

A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away

Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine

A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away

Downtown they're giving 'em

Oh, hey there Mama Nature

Why do you keep on shooting us that look?

No we did not take it

And I swear we were only borrowing the book

How would you like to dine

A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away

Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine

A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away

Downtown they're giving 'em

So who's been planting magic beans

To catch themselves a golden hen?

We've spent so many years going over this

We can't start that all again

How would you like to dine

A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away

Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine

A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away

Downtown they're giving 'em

How would you like to dine

A la Frankenstein?

Downtown they're giving 'em away

Downtown they're giving 'em