Fairy Tale

Little Jack Horner fell in love with the witch up on the moon

Her name was Mother Hubbard she kept whiskey in her cubbard

So her wings were made of spoons

They dated for a week and they married on the beach

But the witch thought it was soon

So the three blind said it was all very nice and they moved up on the moon

They had a little girl,her name was Bo Peep

She was pretty she was bright

She put on her red coat and went to see grandma

But disappeared in the night

Jack wouldn't eat fat, Hubbard wouldn't eat lean

So they got into a fight

Jack grew a beanstalk, big and green

So they climbed into the sky

Somewhere in the clouds they lost each other

When the cow jumped over the moon

But old Mother Hubbard found little Miss Muffet

Now their on their honeymoon