The Pole Song

Since the beginning of time, girls just ain't got their guys

They've been known to place the blame on that thing between our thighs

They searched our hearts, looked in our eyes, gonna sneak past our souls

But it ain't that hard girls, truth be told, it's all how we hold our pole

You can tell a lot about a man, by the way he holds his pole

Does he hold it high, does he hold it low,

Does he crank it fast or slow

Girls you wanna know your man, hey I understand

Just head down to a fishing hole

Cause you can tell a lot about a man by the way he holds his pole

Billy joe yea he's been know to hold his all is life

And tractor ty's the kind of guy to hide his from his wife

And I caught brian peekin' at mine on day when we trolled

As I was reelin' he gotten the feelin' that he wanted to hold my pole

Yea you know if it's cold outside I ain't gonna be out there holdin' mine

My ole' rod may be past it's prime but my baby says it works just fine