She's Purrty

This song goes out

To all the beautiful women

That dated all the Urkels

All the Lauras that dated the Urkels

And all the Eddies that dated the Murtels

Low self esteem

With an arrogance to match with it

Talented I balance it match wits with it

Damn lady you find great dress

When was the last time you had an AIDs test

Am I playing? yes Romaaaance

I got contagious love so when we hold hands

I can feel your illness through your glands

And I see your stillness in your glance

Am I too deep for this first conversation?

I'll shut up n just walk to the next train station

I'm just sayin I wanna make Frikky Love

No glove that raw real sticky love

But no love if you gimme that itchy love

Then she walks away I'm pretty fucked

No game not even a cheat

Either I fine me a reasonably freak

Or I beat my meat

She prettier than a muther fucker

Gotta get her name number social security digits

She badder than a muther fucker

Gotta get her home get her drunk

And as soon as I'm in it I'm

I'm

Baby ya

Yo I used to wild the fuck out at this ladies house

Till I met some other bitch that played me out

I swear I didn't get head she ate me out

Now I'm Franz Fernagen hopin the bitch will take me out

Not the dating route we went to church together

Slept on the couch felt like my back hurt the leather

I wanted to tell her I love her write the perfect letter

But in the end I guess it's worth it to sweat her

My other lady been buggin out lately

Mainly cause she knows I been seein this other lady

I mean I said I love you not that you own me

Fuck what my body said Ohh Dee

Okey dokey hate me in the morning but you got good pussy

Why didn't you warn me damn

Fuck am I supposed to do shit haha

She prettier than a muther fucker

Gotta get her name number social security digits

She badder than a muther fucker

Gotta get her home get her drunk

And as soon as I'm in it I'm

I'm

Baby ya

Don Imus cause white chicks scare me

Rr maybe it's cause I like being

Compared to the last nigga that was trifling

Nah somebody deck me I never been with a Becky

WELL for longer than a summer Brake

I'm the color of ginger ale I don't want the hate

Had a few jungle fever affairs

But nothing too deep I'm leaving it there

I been fucking with Island girls n Brooklyn girls

Harlem girls are cool ok

Maybe I need to slow down with the race choice

Find a white chick that goes down n has a great voice

So I dream away ice grill n Tina fay

Meagan Fox Sherry oTerry yea I don't care

I mean the hood says I'm the black Limbaugh

Why would I ever feel pissed off nigga

She prettier than a muther fucker

Gotta get her name number social security digits

She badder than a muther fucker

Gotta get her home get her drunk

And as soon as I'm in it I'm

Charles Hamilton

I'm

Charles Hamilton

Baby I'm

Charles Hamilton

Charles Hamilton

She prettier than a muther fucker

Gotta get her name number social security digits

She badder than a muther fucker

Gotta get her home get her drunk

And as soon as I'm in it I'm

I'm

Baby ya