Momma Wouldn't Lie To Me

The kids at school are laughing

Because I still believe

In just one night a fat man slides

Down everyone's chimney

Well that's what momma told me

And momma's always tell the truth

She says do as you should

Be real good

And he'll be good to you

Momma wouldn't lie to me

Momma wouldn't lie to me

Santa put the presents underneath our tree

Momma wouldn't lie to me

Don't ask my big sister

Cause she just turned thirteen

She said if you believe you're so naive

And I don't even know what that means

But dad's a whole lot older

And a whole lot smarter too

He wears a reindeer top with googly eyes

How could it not be true

Daddy wouldn't lie to me

Daddy wouldn't lie to me

Santa put the presents underneath our tree

Daddy wouldn't lie to me

Hey, hey, hey

Ho, ho, ho

Where you think all the milk and cookies go?

Click, click, click

Clack, clack, clack

Write the man a letter and he'll write you back

Ding, ding, ding

Bling, bling, bling

Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring

Me oh me

My oh my

How you think reindeer fly?

Christmas eve I couldn't sleep

I thought I heard a noise

So I snuck downstairs and everywhere

Were all of my brand new toys

And then I saw my momma

With a cookie in her hand

Well if Santa's real what's the deal

I don't understand

Momma don't you lie to me

Momma don't you lie to me

She said this year Santa's going gluten free

And momma wouldn't lie to me

Hey, hey, hey

Ho, ho, ho

It's time we leave a plate of vegetables

Click, click, click

Clack, clack, clack

Write the man a letter and he'll write you back

Ding, ding, ding

Bling, bling, bling

Last year he gave my mom a diamond ring

Santa put the presents underneath our tree

Momma wouldn't lie to me

Daddy wouldn't lie to me

Mom and daddy wouldn't lie to me

No, no they wouldn't lie to me