Klan Kookout

Grab a seat

Have something to eat

Help yourself, it's all right

If you want a beer, they're over here

But we only got Coors light

Try a chip with my homemade dip

The stuff is outa sight

Right before bed, we'll shave your head

It's a good thing you're dressed in white

Cos it's a Klan Kookout

Cos it's a Klan Kookout

Here's my wife, slash sister

She brightens up my day

She went away and I missed her,

Cos my Mum's a lousy lay

Don't hang with foreign fellows,

It'll only be your loss

Stay here and roast marshmallows

Beside the burning cross

At the Klan Kookout

Just the black people

Klan Kookout

Dad's on lookout

At the Klan Kookout

And if you're black

Don't want to see your face

They're like a high school track

Just a stupid race

We got a plan

Kill all the Jews

Are you a Mexi-can

Because you seem confused

(Señor, KKK?)

It's a Klan Kookout

It's a Klan Kookout

Mein Kampf?

Check that book out

At the Klan Kookout

All men are created equal,

Man that shit gets me pissed

Here's an idea for a sequel

Someone loses Schindler's List

I cook, I clean

Cos I'm the hooded host

And on Halloween,

I dress as a ... slave owner

We hate Hispanics

Hence the 20-foot walls

And all you God-damn dirty Catholics

Can Catho-lick my balls

Ethnics give off weird aromas,

And I can't understand

Why we need High School Diplomas

With a Bible in hand

At the Klan Kookout.

I have black friends.

I was just kidding. I don't have black friends.