Gentleman

This old middle finger has grown fat and tired from flicking the bird

My mouth has grown cankerous from spitting dirty words

I feel like a strung out snuffaluffaguss

On the south side wearing Vietnamese cowboy clothes

And I found out the hard way that the pathway to her heart is not through her nose

I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude

My woman can't bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude

Got fired for swinging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer

My woman can't bring me home to pa cause I am too weird

And she wants a gentleman

Nothing more, just a gentle friend

It's getting hard to lie through my teeth

'Cause they rotted out and they 're not all there

I need my old man to wash my mouth out with soap and my mother to scrub this nasty hair

Why the f*ck is a munchkin on the highway jumping a trash can in Congolese cowboy clothes

And like a deer transfixed by headlight the bumper crushed his head while I god damn froze

I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude

My woman can't bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude

Got fired for swinging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer

My woman can't bring me home to pa cause I am too weird

I'm tired of being rude, ticked off drunk and crude

My woman can't bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude

Got fired for swinging this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer

My woman can't bring me home to pa cause I am too queer

And she wants a gentleman

Nothing more, just gentleman

Nothing less, just a gentleman

Nothing more just a gentleman

Nothing less, just gentleman

Nothing more, just a gentleman

Nothing less than a gentleman

Than a gentleman

Than a gentleman

A gentleman, a gentleman, a gentleman

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon