Survival

I broke my promise on a very sharp rock

And i was possessed by something quite unfriendly

And i was haunted by a demon in my sleep

And that's how i learned how to survive

I gave a berr to a bum that was drinking

And i gave some sause to my bestest friends for cooking

And i gave water to all i thought were thirsty

And that's how i learned how to survive

I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping

And i gave some money to my land lord, he was needing it

And i gave attention to the TV that was bleeding

And that's how i learned how to survive

And "i don't care if monday's blue

Tuesday's grey and wednesday's too

Thursday i don't care about you

It's friday i'm in love."

We just ripped off a song by the cure

But it's not the first band that we ripped off for sure

I fed false information to the audience

And that's how i learned how to survive

I give a thank you to my father for leaving me

And i give a finger to my stepfather for beating me

And i give props to myself for achieving

Gosh dang i'm glad that i survived

I just handed you a giant load of gibberish

And i give love to a lover quite deserving of it

And i give thanks to all of you for listening to the story

Of how we all learned how to survive