Darling I Love You

I like telling dirty jokes

And I like smoking crystal meth

But darling I love you

And I like laughing at retards

I like throwing rocks at dogs

Yeah darling I love you

I love you like the moon and stars

When little kids get hit by cars

Girl you know it's true

Darling I love you

I've been trying to move on

Since you left, since you've been gone

But it's so hard on me

Talked to a girl in first hour

Bought her a CD, butterfly

But she's a stupid cunt

But I'll take anything

And I'll take anyone

I'll take an angry lesbian

With a loaded gun

I'll take a whore with syphilis

And gonorrhea too

But darling I love you

Darling I love you

Darling I love you

Darling I love you