You're A Cop
powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
you fat f**king slob you just sit in a car
until you get off work then it's back to the bar
you f**king pig-pig
you're a f**king cop-cop (4x)
you never catch any crooks but harass everyone else
your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a nigger
you're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city
you broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so f**king fat
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